Despite trawling endlessly on social media for the best part of the afternoon, I have found absolutely fuck all of note to write about.
I didn’t want to do a boring Premier League preview or any shit like that, but it did pose me a question. What do 24 hour sports news channels and radio shows do when nothing is happening?
I can tell you what Sky Sports News and TalkSPORT do, they re-hash the same bollocks every two hours with “pundits” and boring features to entertain nobody, if Sky Sports News was to be an hour a day, it would be brilliant, there you go lads, I just fixed it for you. It’s the same for the radio, nothing to report and.nothing interesting to say, a slow news day is a shit news day for all concerned.
At least there are 3 thrillers in the Premier League tonight to pass the time, I’m being very sarcastic, the games tonight are all shite, baring maybe Norwich and Brentford.
I’d hate to try and run a daily show where I had to try and find things to say or show, it’s especially hard when like today absolutely nothing has happened. I’m sure the airwaves have been filled by pointless stories of the Euros being held in England or that tosser Jake Paul fighting Tommy Fury, a fight that if somebody paid me to watch I’d still have no interest in.
Today has been a struggle I won’t lie, even I find it hard sometimes to think of anything to write about that will make you lot smile, whoring myself out to you people for a few cheap laughs.
A wasted afternoon and a wasted half an hour writing this.
I hope you’re as bored reading this as I was writing it.
Cheers, The Fat Man
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